LOL

Last night I was waiting at the bus stop and I was tired. I was listening to something and was falling asleep, long story short, I needed entertainment. I prayed and prayed, and my prayers were answered...

There was this 50ish year old guy there talking on a cell phone, he was drunk and drinking. He kept cussing and yelling @ the stop, I couldn't stop laughing and I stood by him to hear every word.

 Some things I heard were...

   Hellica's kids keep playing in the front yard while she's yelling her kids do not know when things are happening. *silence* Fuck Hellica! FUCK HELLICA!

 I gave Albert a pair of new jeans and he does nothing for me! Those jeans fit too! FUCK ALBERT! It's okay though because I ate a piece of his chicken *laughs*

 You better have that syringe ready because I'll be so horny I'd fuck a pile of rocks if I thought there was a snake in it.

    Pure LOLERSKATES