Memorial Day Speech Fail

I have class on Monday night, it's a pretty beginner friendly course (requirement) and there are some people who know what they are talking about and there are some people who are just new to computers. There is this guy who sits in my row, he is the next person over and talks a lot. I don't know his name but he is an older guy (grey hair) and has a funny spanish accent. Everynight he tries to tell a story to the class and make himself sound important, well when class was ending last week he tried to give a heart felt speech about Memorial Day...man I never laughed so hard. The teacher had to shut him up so we could go

Just thought it was funny and can't stop laughing while I type this haha