“I'll fap with my hand, I'll fap in my van, I'll fap in the dark, I'll fap in the park!”
~ Dr. Fuckin' Seuss
Modern fapping owes much of its success to the advent of pr0n. Pron, often confused with porn is pornographic material of such a virulent and erotic nature that it causes immediate fapping. This material includes, but is not limited to 20 second Emma Watson clips, tentacle Hentai and grainy camera-phone video of teenage crack whores.
Fapping technique has also developed to an extremely advanced level in recent years. Constant, almost feverish advances in the field of Applied Fapping have resulted in a veritable cumsplosion of fapping aids, the most famous of them, of course being the Fleshlight.
Potential Risks of Fappery
Although fapping is an entirely natural response to pr0nz, there are several risks to be considered.
1. You may be walked in on.
2. Once you pop, you just can't stop.
3. Someone might see you fapping.
4. You may run out of the Mighty Juice.
5. You might be fapping in front of a window.
This started because of this review of a keyboard on Newegg (the keyboard was 4 bucks)
1 comment:
i actually found something online
that is called a "hands free orgasm".
It's a type of hypnosis and when you listen to the audio (which is about half an hour) you become hypnotically aroused and attain an orgasm.
you should test it and blog about it.
or better yet we could film a report on it
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